Humor
Humor
Frequently used excuses for not practicing
(valid for undone homework, lack of practice, or poor performances in lessons)
- Oh, I was supposed to practice this.
- I'm sick
- I've been sick
- I'm getting sick
- I will soon be sick
- You make me sick
- I'm really nervous
- You make me nervous
- I got stuck on this part here
- I didn't understand what you said
- Teenager (I'm a)
- Teenager (I own a)
- I do this much better at home
- I do this much better when you're not here
- I'm still learning this
- I was abducted by aliens and they took my music, too
- I don't like this song
- I don't like this room
- I don't like you
- I didn't practice much this week
- I didn't practice much this year
- How was your week?
- My dog ate my homework
- My cat ate my homework
- My dog ate my cat
- My dog ate my parents
- My dog ate my life
- It's your fault
- I didn't practice what you told me to, but I wrote this cool song
- I didn't practice what you told me to, but I learned this cool lick
- I didn't practice what you told me to
- I didn't practice. What, you told me to?
- At least I'm honest
- At least I came
- At least I tried
- My chair's too low/high/soft/hard/wobbly.
- Isn't it a beautiful day?
- I had a big test/meeting/game/trip/concert last (insert appropriate day of the week) and for some reason it kept me from doing anything else the other 160 hours in the 168 hour week. It's like I was in suspended animation, dude.
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